Hi, my name's Mouse and my bad habit is called swap. I know exactly what to pick up to be able to swap it for a treat from my humans. My humans refuse to do it if I pick up the wrong thing, so I have honed my skills. Coal doesn't work, they just say "go on then". That stuff that's easy to tear that's mostly white, get em moving really quick. They call it bills and that's to do. Broken bits of wood mostly gets a swap. Wool and fabric gets My Susan moving fast for a swap. I once managed to get hold of something called a p45, a poling card. I quite like bras but I sometimes struggle with the straps dangling, they get tangled round my legs. My windy swapped a snail with me I'd brought in the garden, but I realised that wasn't a nice thing to carry in to trade. I love our little swaps, my Humans get what they want and so do I.
